Or below. Ok, the hair is kinda interesting. But that face ain’t gonna launch a thousand ships.

But there is something interesting in that picture. See that necklace she is wearing? Why don’t we blow that up and take a look.

You know its bad if CWM has to cover it up. Rihanna is sexy because….. she likes SEX. And it appears she likes it every which way she can get it. And most importantly she is quite public about it. I offer for your enjoyment some pictures from the August 2011 Kadooment Day celebration in Barbados.

RANDOM DUDE: Hello, I am very big fan of your music.

RIHANNA: Why thank you. Wanna pretend to do me in the butt?

RANDOM DUDE: You are too kind.

Ok, so what have we learned here today? First, Rihanna isn’t really all that pretty. Cute, but you probably see better every day. Rihanna IS sexy. Very sexy. And why? She certainly has a nice figure. Still if you go to a nice beach on a hot summer day there is a good chance you’ll see someone hotter. No, what is sexy about Rihanna is that brain of hers. So the next time your significant other sees you ogling Rihanna on TV or in a magazine be sure to tell her “Honey, I only like her for her brain”.

This post is a little different than our usual fare. See if you can figure it out.

So is Kim Kardashian’s upcoming nuptials to Kris Humphries really a match made in heaven? Or is it just for the filthy corporate lucre? Just in case Kris is really locking that down, we here at Celebrities Without Makeup thought it was high time to review some of Kim’s more notable pictures.

But then one can really not fault Kim for hitting up corporate sponsors. You have any idea how much cash it will take to feed Khloe at the reception? You may laugh but when the invites go out there will be a little proviso just under the RSVP: “Please, no small children allowed”. Like the lions at a Siegfeld & Roy show Khloe will have to be “pre-fed” a bit just to lessen her appetite should any of the guests ignore the rules and bring a toddler.

But there is a chance Kim really is in love with Kris Humphries. Rumors persist that the ceremony will go down sometime in late August. That is not much time to plan a wedding, let alone nail down all the corporate tie-ins that could be had. Can you imagine the retail bidding war to be the exclusive site of K&K’s registry? I can see a couple of ways to go there. Crate & Barrel has decent stuff, but can they really offer Kim the kind of cash a giant like Target can shower on her?

The bride and her bridesmaids all need dresses. Umm, gosh, that would be a golden opportunity for someone with their own line of clothing. Oh wait. Kim happens to have one of those.

So just weeks to go before the big day, and there is not a peep from the corporate flack machines. BTW, did you notice how except for the first picture we have Kim wearing facial makeup? Well, there is a reason for that. Kim is a pretty girl, but the reason she is so popular has as much to do with her ample backside. Ever notice that every photo shoot Kim does she makes sure to get at least one snap in featuring her beauteous booty? You don’t really think Korporate Kim hasn’t figured this stuff out?

By the way, just in case you haven’t figured it out: yes Kim is wearing makeup in these pics, but that is FACIAL makeup. She isn’t wearing any makeup on her ASS, is she? And since that ASS is the primary reason Kim K is such a big celebrity these days these pics fit within the rules here.

2011/09/01 UPDATE:

Looks like my crack about “locking that down” was prescient. Someone is now trying to buy the rights to Kim K’s sex tape with Ray J and take it off the market. Just watch. We’ll get plenty of backside pics on red carpets and such, but we won’t see too many of these bikini booty shots any more. Thanks Kris, thanks a lot.

2011/11/01 UPDATE:

Divorce! Ok, so it looks like Kim did indeed get married for the money. Like 10 million samoleans. Still my contention stands: she could have made a lot more. But what matters to CWM are the ass shots. Its been a long time since we had a bathing suit booty shot. And I’ve got an itchy Update finger.

Just because we enjoy taking bigshots down a notch doesn’t mean we can’t recognize someone special. Jennifer might be her generation’s Mary Tyler Moore:You’re gonna make it after all!

So we thought this pic of hard livin’ Gary Busey fit right in here. Isn’t it sad when your career has sunk so low that the women you attract in public look like this?